You will be ignored and the target of various hexes and curses for any of the following offenses:
- send me a message containing any of the following phrases: "ur sexy" "hey babe" "you top or bottom?" "I travel and will be in your area soon" or "why do you have the sign of satan in your email address?"
- say that George Bush is a genius, or is honest
- ask me to send you naughty pics
- send me close-up pics of your penis
- ask me where I live -please read my freakin profile and then look at a goddamn map!
- say you like any of the following shows for any reason other than as fodder for ridicule and scorn: "Fox News" "American Idol" "Wife Swap" "JAG" "Saturday Night Live" (at least ones since Eddie Murphy left) or "Seventh Heaven"
Got it punks? Carry on...