Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (TISM)

I found a few of the links were bad on my old post on this song and video. I fixed them to working ones. I still love this song. I kinda wholesale borrowed the code to play this video here too. To bad there is no pause on the controls (what controls) so it will just keep playing, sorry.
This was the winning video to this TISM song (yes that is a name of a group.) Wikipedia says this about TISM:

TISM (an acronym of This Is Serious Mum) is a seven piece anonymousalternative rock band from Melbourne, Australia. The group formed in 1982 and enjoyed a large underground / independent following until 1995 when its third album Machiavelli and the Four Seasons reached the Australian national top 10.

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (TISM)

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Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Teenagers naked,
Couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to f^ck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?

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Does everyone think...