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| By Bren Brenda B <brendabnicer2@yahoo.com> wrote: Date: Fri, 9 Jul 2004 10:35:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: Brenda B <brendabnicer2@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY WHEN....
To: anniefla@att.net
True stories of "bad" days that happened to me: When you remember to bring your key when you go out to the dumpster with the trash and then throw the key in the dumpster along with the trashbag.
When you get dressed enfemme to go out for the first time with your friend to a bar and you tell her to leave quietly because you don't want to attract attention from your neighbors, and you only take your car key and house key because you have a small purse, but you forget that you set your car alarm with the fob so when you turned the key to open the car without turning it off with the fob, the car alarm goes off and you have to go back to the house with the alarm alerting all your neighbors to watch you as you go back to the apartment to get it and back to the car to turn it off. My friend laughed for 20 minutes at me for that one. When your wife finds a tag in a bag at Christmas time for a bra that's not her size and she confronts you with it, thinking you're having an affair and you tell her it's yours, and she still thinks you're having an affair but you just came up with a really lame lie to cover up for it.
When you go into the bathroom after making love to brush your teeth, and a leave the light off so you don't disturb your mate, and mistakenly put KY jelly on your toothbrush.
anniefla@att.net wrote:
~ YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY WHEN.... ~
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a '60 Minutes' news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put the clothes on you wore home from the party
but find there aren't any.
Your twin brother forgot your birthday.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes
from the city.
Your car horn accidentally goes off and remains stuck as you
follow a group of Hells Angels along a deserted highway.
You wake to discover your waterbed has sprung a leak and
then realize you don't have a waterbed.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You call your answering service and you're told to mind your
own business.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
Your tax refund check bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Your wife says "Good Morning, Bill" and your name is George.
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