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| By Bren Brenda B <brendabnicer2@yahoo.com> wrote: Date: Sat, 10 Jul 2004 22:30:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: Brenda B <brendabnicer2@yahoo.com>
Subject: You know you're having a bad day as a transexual when...
To: anniefla@att.net
1) You tell your friend you're taking hormones for gender transition and your friend like Julia Louis Dreyfus on Seinfeld says, "GET OUT OF HERE!" and she slaps you with both hands on your chest on your extremely sensitive budding breasts. 2) You proudly announce you're lactating and everyone starts talking about how droopy your breasts will get. 3) You lactate at all the wrong times. 4) You go around a corner in your house quickly like you always have and catch the end of your breast on the corner of a desk, doorjam, filing cabinet, refrigerator door...fill in the blank. 5) When you go to your doctor for the first time to get hormones and they send you home to get your insurance card because you left it in your wallet that you left and home because you took your purse instead. 6) Your electrologist declares with solemnity that you have a lot of grey hairs in your beard. 7) Not even gay people want to be your roommate. 8) You get all dolled up and the guy at 7-Eleven calls you "sir." 9) You're all excited about getting your first prescription for hormones, and then you fall off your shoes in the lobby of the doctor's office as you're leaving. 10) You put on your make-up, and are strangely reminded of Gene Hackman in The Bird Cage. 11) You really have to "go," so you duck into the mens' room because there's a line for the ladies' room, only to be reported by a jealous woman who thinks you went in after her boyfriend. 12) Some 19 year old says they just started hormone therapy and asks you why you waited until you were 48 to start.
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