Bloglines - Fwd: Top Ten Lies told to and by Trannies

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Fwd: Top Ten Lies told to and by Trannies By Bren Brenda B <brendabnicer2@yahoo.com> wrote: Date: Fri, 9 Jul 2004 11:01:22 -0700 (PDT) From: Brenda B <brendabnicer2@yahoo.com> Subject: Top Ten Lies told to and by Trannies To: anniefla@att.net Top Ten lies others tell Trannies: 1) We can overcome this together if we really love each other 2) You can beat this if you just repent and decide to be a man 3) You'll still be you, just with boobs 4) Our laws protect you against discrimination in the workplace. 5) With your bone structure and with a little surgical polishing, no one should ever be able to tell you weren't born female. 6) Your mother and I support you 7) Oh baby, you're so hot 8) I think you look really cute in that bikini 9) I think they look totally natural 10) You're kidding? You used to be a guy? Top Ten Lies Trannies Tell Themselves: 1) Once I fully transition, my troubles will be over 2) I just need that "F" on my drivers license and then people will know that I'm female 3) Now that I've had SRS, I'm a woman and people should treat me like one. 4) It won't hurt that much 5) I'll still keep my closest friends 6) I am just the same person as I was before and NO I AM NOT MOODY OR BEING EMOTIONAL! 7. No one will ever accept me as female. 8. I think I'm just a lesbian. I don't think I'll ever date guys, even after SRS and 3 years of hormones rewire my brain. 9. I can change all my legal documents so no one will know about my past life. 10. I still won't need to ask anyone for directions. Do you Yahoo!? New and Improved Yahoo! Mail - Send 10MB messages! Discover Yahoo! Stay in touch with email, IM, photo sharing & more. Check it out!

Bloglines - Fwd: You know you're having a bad day as a transexual when...

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Fwd: You know you're having a bad day as a transexual when... By Bren Brenda B <brendabnicer2@yahoo.com> wrote: Date: Sat, 10 Jul 2004 22:30:52 -0700 (PDT) From: Brenda B <brendabnicer2@yahoo.com> Subject: You know you're having a bad day as a transexual when... To: anniefla@att.net 1) You tell your friend you're taking hormones for gender transition and your friend like Julia Louis Dreyfus on Seinfeld says, "GET OUT OF HERE!" and she slaps you with both hands on your chest on your extremely sensitive budding breasts. 2) You proudly announce you're lactating and everyone starts talking about how droopy your breasts will get. 3) You lactate at all the wrong times. 4) You go around a corner in your house quickly like you always have and catch the end of your breast on the corner of a desk, doorjam, filing cabinet, refrigerator door...fill in the blank. 5) When you go to your doctor for the first time to get hormones and they send you home to get your insurance card because you left it in your wallet that you left and home because you took your purse instead. 6) Your electrologist declares with solemnity that you have a lot of grey hairs in your beard. 7) Not even gay people want to be your roommate. 8) You get all dolled up and the guy at 7-Eleven calls you "sir." 9) You're all excited about getting your first prescription for hormones, and then you fall off your shoes in the lobby of the doctor's office as you're leaving. 10) You put on your make-up, and are strangely reminded of Gene Hackman in The Bird Cage. 11) You really have to "go," so you duck into the mens' room because there's a line for the ladies' room, only to be reported by a jealous woman who thinks you went in after her boyfriend. 12) Some 19 year old says they just started hormone therapy and asks you why you waited until you were 48 to start. Do you Yahoo!? New and Improved Yahoo! Mail - Send 10MB messages! Yahoo! Sports Rekindle the Rivalries. Sign up for Fantasy Football

A night with The Tennessee Vals

Did we have too much to drink after the meeting?

Any one need a Free GMail Account

Post a coment here asking for a Gmail Account and I will send an invitation to the first 50.

I will need your name and email address.

One more time a new picture at Hot or Not

Darn, they did not like that picture!
In 24 hours I only got an 4.8. :-(












Let's hope this one gets a better score.

Time for a new picture at Hot or Not

I am replacing this picture,













with this one. Let's see if it gets a higher score.












Post a comment and tell me if a little more cleavage will help help my score?

Oral sex at Redbook Magazine

I found this in the August 2005 Redbook Magazine.

her most secret
sex question

I dread giving my guy oral sex because he takes too long to finish. Any tips to speed things along?

"Men can take a long time to climax if your moves aren’t consistent as they’re nearing the Big O," says certified sex educator Lou Paget, author of Hot Mamas. But by mastering one simple move, you can ensure a speedy finish. First, kneel with a pillow under your knees, or stretch out on your side, says Paget.

Then put your mouth on just the top inch and a half of him, and use your hand to cover the area below your mouth; this way your hand does most of the work. Keep alternating the speed of your mouth and hand until you feel he’s close, then apply consistent pressure and constant rapid motion until he reaches his peak.

He’ll finish sooner, and you’ll still have energy to reach your peak.

I just watched FX's show "Over There"

I loved the show! I do not know what the politics of the show will be. Let's hope it will be fair.

Joke: Toilet Tissue & Bust Size

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.

I added a favicon to my web site.

I cropped and made an icon in ThumbsPlus* and uploaded it. Then put this
line in the code of my web sites header.

I put the code in this post's code too, but it seems not to be working
here. Oh well.

 ( Blogger took that code out darn. Let's trick them.)

 LINK REL="SHORTCUT ICON" HREF="http://www.geocities.com/vickiecd/favicon.ico"

 ( Add a <> to the beginning and end of the above line. )

* (My favorite image viewing, converting and orginizing software.
   I use it every day.)