Transgender Warning: Transgender stuff to follow!

Transgender Warning: Transgender stuff to follow!
There are now hundreds of articles, neat pictures and videos here, that are mostly trans* related.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Alex Lingerie and Jewellery Pic 013 Crop 1

Her she is again. I love this picture, not as sexy as some of the others, but wow!

Alex Red Dress 1402_W

Alex Red Dress 1402_W, originally uploaded by Alex TGirl.

Is this on cute T-Girl! I want to learn how to do eye makeup like this.


This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

MOODY BLUES — ( The Land of Make-believe Lyrics )

I was listening to the Moody Blugrass version of this song and I was moved about how the first 2 verses seemed to fit me in my situation.

Moody Blues › The Land of Make-believe

We’re living in a land of make believe
And trying not to let it show
Maybe in that land of make believe
Heartaches can turn into joy

We’re breathing in the smoke of high and low
We’re taking up a lot of room
Somewhere in the dark and silent night
Our prayer will be heard
Make it soon

So fly little bird
Up into the clear blue sky
And carry the word
Love’s the only reason why

Open all the shutters on your windows
Unlock all the locks upon your doors
Brush away the cobwebs from your day-dreams
No secrets come between us anymore
Oh, say it’s true
Only love can see you through
You know our love can’t hurt you

We’re living in a land of make believe
And trying not to let it show...
Maybe in that land of make believe
Heartaches can turn into joy

We’re breathing in the smoke of high and low
We’re taking up a lot of room
Somewhere in the dark and lonely night
Our prayer will be heard
Make it soon

So fly little bird
Up into the clear blue sky
And carry the word
Love’s the only reason why...

Open all the shutters on your windows
Unlock all the locks upon your doors
Brush away the cobwebs from your day-dreams
No secrets come between us anymore
Oh, say it’s true
Only love can see you through
You know our love can’t hurt you

Monday, December 19, 2005

I met "Novice Sister Right Sarong" Saturday.

I was at The Chute, actually The Silver Stirrup, after Tennessee Vals "Girls Night Out" when a nun in whiteface came in offering condoms or candy to anyone who would take them. I declined becaues I it was some sort of scam to get a handout. I think I was wrong. She saw that I was studying her habit and explained what she was and what she was doing. What an wonderful girl. She gave me her card, with the web link to her site. I borrowed the picture here from her site. I wish now that I had taken a picture of her myself. I had a camera, I wonder why it did not occur to me.

She is a member or the "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence." And her mission is:
  • HIV/AIDS Education and Fundraising
  • Crystal Meth Harm Reduction
  • Transgender Issues Awareness
She was so nice and informative. I am glad I met her.

Friday, December 09, 2005

I have way too many intrests.

and way to many more...

Hot or Not: I need a new picture.

Things I should have blogged, but did not get around to yet.

  1. Hormones: added Spirotone 100. I love what it does to my breasts.
  2. My reactions to The 2005 Southern Comfort Conference.
  3. Why have I not been using Yahoo IM much these days. ??
  4. My hair is almost shoulder length now. LOL I wonder what they think at work.
  5. I am so far behind in all my stuff.
Hot or Not
My Yahoo Groups
This blog
My regular US Mail
Cleaning my house.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

FIMA's Marty Bahamonde: The master of the understatement!

I was reading Molly Ivans' column in today's The Tennessean and wanted to read a paragraph to some friends, that I was taking a break with. I could not do it. I laughed so hard I cried. My voice went high (??) It was just imposable to read that paragraph. I had to hand the paper to some one else to read it to the group.

It was not that I had never heard the quote from Marty Bahamonde of FIMA. But some how today it just struck me as so funny. (Really it is just appalling that it was true, and that Brownie is still on the FIMA payrole.)

Marty wrote his now famous email after receiving an email about Brownies difficulty getting a table in a restaurant.

This prompted Bahamonde to e-mail a co-worker, "I just ate an MRE (military rations) and crapped in the hallway of the Superdome along with 30,000 other close friends, so I understand her concern about busy restaurants."

The italics is mine, and that is what made me laugh till I cried.
Keep after them Molly!! Some one has to keep after FIMA. We all might need them some day.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

I found this during a search for the word 'transexual' in blogs.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

(Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.)

My first "ma'am" while dressed in drab.

I was shopping at Kroger on Friday, and the lady giving out free samples of Pizza Bits gave me my first "ma'am" while dressed as a guy. I did not say any thing but wanted to give her a hug. I am not sure how it happened. LOL Probably just did not look up, because the only real "clue" might have been my now shoulder length hair.

Any way, thank you "Ma'am!"

I found these cool clocks


Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Fun Brini Links

Brini Maxwell (Ben Sander) links:
I tried to find a picture of Ben in drab, but had no luck.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Some one told me about Brini Maxwell Show

I am not sure what Brini Maxwell is but she sure is funny. One girl called her Martha Stewart in drag. "Why didn't you think of that?"

The show airs: Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. on the Style Network. (The link doesn't seem to work in Foxfire.)

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Did you see Donna Rose in TransGeneration?

I went to a workshop given by Donna Rose at Southern Comfort. Unfortunately I was having a blond morning that continued well into the afternoon, and got there very late and had to stand in the back. It looked just like this screen shot take from the show.

Donna Rose was giving a talk on:

Yin & Yang: Finding Balance in Your T-Ness by Donna Rose.
A key concept in finding fulfillment in life is balance. Finding it is difficult. Keeping it seems almost impossible. How can you prevent your “T-ness” from becoming an all-consuming poison pill in your life? In your relationships? In your career? This unique workshop will provide some healthy thoughts and strategies to consider. (This text was borrowed from the SSC web site.)

Since I was so late I am not too sure what she actually said, but my impression of Donna was that everyone really loved her. She had such a way about her that made people just drawn to her. It was pretty amazing. I felt bad being there so late.

Anyway, In TransGeneration she was giving a seminar that Gabbie, one of the M2F girls attended. I was pleasantly surprised to see her in the show.

I Googled "Donna Rose" and found her website and learned a lot about her. She is quite the activist. (I be Moressa knows her well. LOL)

She also has a collection of 2005 SCC pictures that you can see.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Watch "TransGeneration" -- Episode 1

The above link is to and it can be found at Let's hope it stays at these links. It is worth the watch.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Monday, September 19, 2005

Another fun chat with a woman!

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

** Initiating request **
** Becky accepted your chat request **

Vickie: lets try this again
Vickie: I guess I was typing too slowly
Becky: LOL..I thought you were with someone else!
Vickie: I am Vickie, 61, 3 children all grown and gown
Vickie: LOL
Vickie: no I was typing to you
Becky: nice...are interested in a erotic chat with a woman?
Vickie: wow a PhD cool
Vickie: sounds like fun
Vickie: I guess you are a little on the wild side.
Becky: PhD is a lot of work!1 But I love research...and teaching
Vickie: I bet it is. my father did silicone reserch for Dow Corning.
Becky: WOW!! I do research in medical field
Vickie: but some how I did not work hard enough I guss
Vickie: that has to be intresting
Becky: never think of what could have been!! Do you enjoy the comapny of women ?? ever been with a women?
Vickie: of course I love women
Vickie: LOL
Vickie: how about you?
Becky: MMM I wasn't sure... I have an "occassional" girlfriend
Becky: who is 58... she is soooooo sexy...
Vickie: I see, just testing out the waters?
Becky: I love to be around women... But I have to be VERY discreet....
Vickie: I can understand that, I am too.
Becky: I teach at a midwestern university... and do a lot of national travel
Becky: for federal grant I'm pretty well known...
Becky: so am here letting my hair down once in a while
Vickie: but not as a lesbian, I take it
Becky: I probably am..I do "date" men occassionally..but we just chat and have dinner...
Vickie: you never get to let your hair down while traveling?
Vickie: that can be fun too.
Becky: rarely..I'm usually "in and out" in 24 hours...But have met soe wonderful people... and some very nice women...
Vickie: but the men seem to think we owe them something.
Becky: I have never had sex with a woman your age... I would just adore trying it...!!! *wink*
Vickie: that might be a bit fast to get much going
Vickie: I would love it too. I do not feel nearly as old as 61.
Vickie: maybe because most of the people at work are younger,
Becky: MMMMM that isgood... I love kissing... just gentle at first...
Becky: then feeling your tongue on mine!!...MMMMM
Vickie: that sounds like the way I like to kiss.
Becky: as I gently lay my hand over your breast
Vickie: mmmmmmmmm
Becky: and feel you as we kiss
Becky: th egentl emoan emmitted from your mouth...mmmm
Becky: the gentle moan
Vickie: feeling the skin on skin is the only way to go.
Becky: God yes.... and then tongue and lips on skin.....
Becky: and unbutton your blouse....
Vickie: yes, I love to suck your nipples, until they are hard.
Vickie: I would love you to undue my cloths
Becky: MMM and I lean over you and suck your breast into my mouth...feeling the nipple on the back of my throat..MMMM
Vickie: I would love that, it has been so long
Becky: MMMM yes..... as I suck your breast and feel the nipple on the back of my throat...
Becky: I unzip your skirt... as I feel your ass...
Becky: gently rubbing it
Vickie: oh my god!!
Becky: and slip it down and off your ankles... see your nylons and garters...
Vickie: I can hardly wait to feel where your hands will be next..
Becky: and then licking the garters... love the feel of them in my mouth
Vickie: I am loving this sooo much
Becky: as I smell your wonderful scent....
Vickie: where will you touch me next
Becky: and kiss your panties... and nuzzle your pussy through them
Vickie: and I love your scent too.
Becky: I stand up...wanting you to take my clothes off...
Vickie: my legs are spreading for you now.
Vickie: they must be excited
Vickie: they love what you are doing
Vickie: soon I will be going down to your panties too.
Vickie: but they will not stay on for long
Becky: MMMM you can lick them... and suck on them too!!
Vickie: of course I will. and lick you all around
Vickie: and gently touch you between your legs
Becky: yes... I lick the gusset of your panties..them slowly pull them down... mmmm you have a beautiful pussy honey
Vickie: very gently at least at first
Becky: do I ffel good to you..between my legs?
Vickie: oh yes, so soft and smooth.
Becky: MMMMM
Vickie: and so reseptive to my fingers
Becky: Oh god baby....
Becky: I am going to have to go
Becky: my email is.....
Vickie: I can feel you moving to move my hand to where it feels the best
Becky: please write me..I wil answer...then we can carry on all we want
Vickie: I got that address
Becky: will you write me??
Becky: Then I can send you some pictures...
Vickie: I copied it into a email and I will send it when I can. thanks
Becky: your lovely.....xoxoxoxo
Vickie: it will be from
Becky: are so hot Vickie!! I can hardly wait....
Vickie: I had to reverse my name there, some one already had it forward.
Becky: I understand...
Becky: I have a need some rest
Vickie: You seem very hot yourself, Hun! wow
Vickie: it is late for us working girls.
Becky: MM wait!! you will be sooo wet...I enjoy chatting with you taste wonderful *wink*
Vickie: I was just heading to bed when I saw your chat request.
Becky: glad you saw it!! Now we can become "close" and have all kinds of fun!! Yummy
Vickie: I am sure we can have a wonderful time togather. yes I am looking forward to lots of fun!!
Becky: MMMnight ....xoxoxox

Chat session ended: Becky has ended the chat session

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Here is the text of the chat I just had at Mate1

The names were changed to protect the guilty. LOL

Tell me I am not good!
** Initiating request **
** Lover accepted your chat request **

Vickie: hello, I let a window stay open and did not see your request.
Lover: it ok
Vickie: thanks, how long ago did you try to start that chat?
Lover: few weeks and u
Vickie: LOL about the same for being here, but I was asking how long ago you tried to chat with me?
Lover: just tiday
Lover: i mean today
Vickie: that picture of you is cute
Vickie: just so small
Lover: i m sorry
Vickie: who is your friend behind you?
Lover: so u like to chat
Vickie: thats ok
Lover: about what ?
Vickie: it is a good way to get to know someone a little bit.
Vickie: it seems so scarry to meet people in the real world too early.
Lover: why u say that
Lover: are u still there
Vickie: I guess I am just nervious from what I had read. Have you had good luck meeting folks from the internet?
Lover: sometimes what did u read that make u nervous
Vickie: nothing specific, I guess. and most of it was about kids I guess.
Vickie: maybe I am just way too shy
Lover: shy about what yourself
Lover: what about kids
Vickie: just shy about meeting new people. it should be fun and exciting.
Lover: it should when u get used to it
Vickie: I have 3,but they are all grown and gone, along with the ex. LOL
Vickie: I should. I am working on it
Vickie: that is why I am here
Lover: but ur looking for a woman to chat and more what do u expect more than chatting and freindship
Vickie: I would love to have more. what about you?
Vickie: yes more is good, a personal relationship with some one would be the best. Skin contact is great!
Lover: more of what intimacy ?
Vickie: LOL hugging, kissing, carressing, oral stuff, toys. all the fun stuff.
Lover: oh there u go iwas just waiting for that see ur not shy
Lover: u have toys
Vickie: it is easy not to be shy on the internet. a bit harder in the world.
Lover: its okey the world don't care about it its just u
Vickie: yes of course, don't you?
Lover: no u just feel that way its okey
Vickie: the inventor of the vibrator should get a nobel prize!
Lover: why u said that
Vickie: LOL
Vickie: just being a smart alic
Lover: you like vibrators
Vickie: yes and and my girl friends do too.
Lover: u own one
Vickie: yes of course. you should get one, you might like it.
Lover: i like when u play with me
Lover: u like top eat pussy
Vickie: that is good too, I would love to do that too. vibrators are not a substitue just and extra
Vickie: either way, or both. depending on the day. LOL
Lover: u making me horny
Vickie: 69 is the best. giving and recieving is sooooo goooood.
Lover: tell me more
Vickie: I am doing it to myself now also.
Lover: ur legs are spread
Lover: let me get into u
Vickie: yes I guess they are.
Lover: take of ur clothes
Vickie: ok
Lover: i want u babe
Lover: hear my whispers
Lover: iwant u
Lover: so bad
Vickie: I feel the same about you (she wispered)
Lover: blowing air into ur ears
Lover: touch me baby
Lover: over
Lover: i mean all over
Lover: let me pass my fingers all over ur body
Vickie: I would love to caress your curves. and I bet you have great curves. and the feel of that soft skin between the legs is so wonderful.
Lover: i want u so bad
Vickie: and the way you react as I get higher and higher. nothing like it.
Vickie: even when we have done it for years, it is still good.
Lover: i wanna play with those tits roun my tounge uuuuuuuuuuuuuum so good
Lover: yeah over
Vickie: yes next to that skin below, that is the best
Lover: feel my toung making ur tits hard so i can suck them
Vickie: making my niples all wrinkled up and then stretched out. getting hard to type now.
Lover: touching my self going down
Lover: want u so fuckin bad
Vickie: I want you too!(it is getting hard to find the right keys)
Vickie: are you touching yourself now?
Lover: iwanna fuckin suck u so bad
Vickie: you know I would love that. it has been too long.
Lover: lick u all over uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lover: let me go down my tounge just spread ur legs
Lover: let me in
Vickie: wow, just what I want
Lover: feel me
Lover: my tounge rolling on ur clits
Vickie: yes I'll help you fined that spot
Lover: i hear u saying
Lover: like me
Lover: lick my pussy
Lover: go in to my world
Vickie: but I would let you work the whole area, then I would do the same back to you.
Lover: let me fuckin do u first
Lover: i wanna hera u scream
Lover: u feel me
Lover: inside
Vickie: I would love to lick you too
Lover: u
Lover: my tounge rolling all over u
Vickie: LOL I am about to screem now, girl!
Lover: eating ur pussy
Vickie: yes, the lips are swelling now.
Lover: ummmmm ummm feel my tongue going in and out
Vickie: and so wet. good thing this is a wooden chair and not cloth.
Vickie: push it way in
Lover: i want u to spread more our legs
Lover: playing ur clits while my tounge is in side
Vickie: they are now about as spread as far as they can go, even before you asked.
Vickie: LOL
Lover: let my fingers go in
Lover: going slowly
Lover: deeper
Lover: deper
Vickie: oh yes, and find that g spot. make me swell up in there
Lover: u like it
Lover: yeah doing it
Lover: more
Vickie: you have to ask??
Lover: inside
Lover: deperr
Lover: scream for me
Lover: let me borrow your string with big dildo
Vickie: I am screeming now. I can hardly stand having both hands on the keyboard.
Lover: i wanna fuck u
Lover: so bad
Lover: u want it in ur ass
Vickie: yes and I want you too. take my vbrator and do some work on me.
Lover: yeah
Lover: ur ass or ur puss
Vickie: LOL how did you know I loved that too
Lover: i dont know just h=guessing
Vickie: I have a special small one for the alternate openings. it is just right
Lover: give it to me
Lover: let me do u
Vickie: the bigger ones work best for the front. I will show you
Lover: even though im waiting to get laid
Lover: let me finish u then u fucki me let me see how good areu
Lover: show me
Vickie: yes, and I will do the thing you do to me back to you.
Lover: i like that
Vickie: that way I will know what you like.
Lover: ohh good
Lover: oh yeah
Lover: fuckin u
Lover: feel me moving in and out of u
Vickie: I love the feeling of your pussy swelling up just before you cum.
Lover: u wanna eat my cum
Vickie: you know I do!
Lover: u want me now
Vickie: I need you so bad. i want you now!
Lover: my g=fingers are inside my pussy
Lover: so fuck me
Lover: fuck me hard
Lover: fuck me now
Lover: i wanna get fuck
Vickie: I want to press my toung in your pussy, fucking you as hard.
Vickie: maybe we need a strapon! ever used one of those
Lover: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Lover: the bset
Lover: no
Vickie: it gives you faviorate girl a dick.
Vickie: or visa veras
Lover: so what are u waiting
Lover: fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lover: fuck me hard
Lover: fuck my pussy
Vickie: who is waiting, I am do it in my mind!
Lover: vickie i want u so fuckin bad
Lover: do me
Lover: now
Lover: my pussy is wet and juicy
Vickie: in and out for as long as you you can stand. the you can do me!
Lover: yea
Vickie: until we just pass out in exticy.
Lover: do me more i want
Lover: u
Lover: fuck
Lover: me
Lover: hold on
Lover: i think im cumming
Vickie: tell me more.

Chat session ended: Lover has ended the chat session

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Call for Help is back!!

G4 is finely correcting a big mistake they made a few years ago, by bringing "Call for Help" back to the USA.

It has been on the air in Canada, almost the whole time it was off the air here in the US.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Pork stew for the week!

I made 8 of these. I slow cooked in a crock pot a big pork roast with fresh tomatoes onion and celery. The boiled potatoes, broccoli and corn, were added later to these containers. Then 7 into the freezer and one in the refrigerator to take to work tomorrow.

I only used half of the roast here, I will make BBQ out of the rest. Mmmm!

The Southeren Comfort in Atlanta - Sept. 21 to 25

Current mood: excited

I am all signed up to go to The Southeren Comfort in Atlanta.

It will be my first! and I am nervous and excited! I do not have the clothes for such a thing.

If any of you are going write me and lets talk about it.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Compulsive Hoarding

Some how this is me. Ouch! Saw it on Oprah, too.

Compulsive hoarding is a complex psychological disorder that can significantly disrupt a person's life. Hoarding occurs when a person acquires and saves possessions that have either little or no value (or have some perceived value), and the person then has great difficulty in discarding their possessions. This usually results in clutter.

Hoarding behavior can often lead to other problems. Often associated with OCD, OCPD and depression, hoarding can affect people's lives across all levels of functioning, It is common for hoarders to have interpersonal difficulties, family tension, poor self-esteem, poor social skills, weak decision-making skills, occupational issues, and even legal issues. In addition, there are physical risks, such as falls and fires within the home environment.

The following are some common characteristics within compulsive hoarding:

  1. Saving or collecting continues beyond what is needed or of use.

  2. Avoiding throwing possessions away, or experience high levels of anxiety when discarding items.

  3. Having significant clutter at home, often to the point where pathways need to be made to walk around.

  4. Functional spaces are lost due to clutter. For example, can not sit on chairs or use tabletops because possessions occupy those areas. Socializing is curtailed or eliminated.

  5. Value of uniqueness is attached to items that others do not find valuable, such as papers, containers and food items.

  6. Strong emotional connections are formed to the extent that and individual feels a sense of safety or comfort.

  7. Feeling suspicious of other people touching possessions (or throwing them away).

  8. Feeling overwhelmed and/or embarrassed by possessions.

  9. Others perceive belongings as bothersome and/or dangerous.

Although excessive savings and collecting may become overwhelming, appropriate interventions are available. At the Bio-Behavioral Institute, our treatment plan for hoarding is based on many years of experience and research. The approach is cognitive-behavioral in nature in which patients are taught to develop an organizational plan. The patient and therapist work jointly on such skills as sorting items, applying decision making strategies and utilizing cognitive techniques to deal with attachment and emotional connections to one’s belongings. Likewise, patient and therapist focus on reducing the acquisition of new possessions. When appropriate, psychopharmacological interventions are also introduced to address symptoms of anxiety and depression.

Treatment Alternatives In Gender Identity Disorder

Interesting stuff.

I wrote the following to her:

Dear Chriss,

I love what you wrote about alternate treatments for GID.

I have thought about how GID was simmar to OCD. We certianly are obsessed! I took Prozac for a while after my divorce to try to get more motivated. It did not help. I was not looking at my how it effected my need to crossdress.

I saw a woman on Oprah that had "OCD with hording." She saved everything and lived in total chaos. It looked just like me! LOL

Combining all that with my GID, and I am a mess. At least I have a good job.

I want to reread your TS section. I am afraid I read it a bit too fast.
Thanks for writing this!



Yahoo IM: vickiecd

Tuesday, August 16, 2005


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On Being Bren


By Bren

Brenda B <> wrote:
Date: Fri, 9 Jul 2004 10:35:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: Brenda B <>

True stories of "bad" days that happened to me:
When you remember to bring your key when you go out to the dumpster with the trash and then throw the key in the dumpster along with the trashbag.

When you get dressed enfemme to go out for the first time with your friend to a bar and you tell her to leave quietly because you don't want to attract attention from your neighbors, and you only take your car key and house key because you have a small purse, but you forget that you set your car alarm with the fob so when you turned the key to open the car without turning it off with the fob, the car alarm goes off and you have to go back to the house with the alarm alerting all your neighbors to watch you as you go back to the apartment to get it and back to the car to turn it off. My friend laughed for 20 minutes at me for that one.
When your wife finds a tag in a bag at Christmas time for a bra that's not her size and she confronts you with it, thinking you're having an affair and you tell her it's yours, and she still thinks you're having an affair but you just came up with a really lame lie to cover up for it.

When you go into the bathroom after making love to brush your teeth, and a leave the light off so you don't disturb your mate, and mistakenly put KY jelly on your toothbrush. wrote:

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

You see a '60 Minutes' news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put the clothes on you wore home from the party
but find there aren't any.

Your twin brother forgot your birthday.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes
from the city.

Your car horn accidentally goes off and remains stuck as you
follow a group of Hells Angels along a deserted highway.

You wake to discover your waterbed has sprung a leak and
then realize you don't have a waterbed.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You call your answering service and you're told to mind your
own business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

Your tax refund check bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your pet rock snaps at you.

Your wife says "Good Morning, Bill" and your name is George.

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Bloglines - Fwd: Top Ten Lies told to and by Trannies

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Fwd: Top Ten Lies told to and by Trannies

By Bren

Brenda B <> wrote:
Date: Fri, 9 Jul 2004 11:01:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: Brenda B <>
Subject: Top Ten Lies told to and by Trannies

Top Ten lies others tell Trannies:

1) We can overcome this together if we really love each other

2) You can beat this if you just repent and decide to be a man

3) You'll still be you, just with boobs

4) Our laws protect you against discrimination in the workplace.

5) With your bone structure and with a little surgical polishing, no one should ever be able to tell you weren't born female.

6) Your mother and I support you

7) Oh baby, you're so hot

8) I think you look really cute in that bikini

9) I think they look totally natural

10) You're kidding? You used to be a guy?

Top Ten Lies Trannies Tell Themselves:

1) Once I fully transition, my troubles will be over

2) I just need that "F" on my drivers license and then people will know that I'm female

3) Now that I've had SRS, I'm a woman and people should treat me like one.

4) It won't hurt that much

5) I'll still keep my closest friends

6) I am just the same person as I was before and NO I AM NOT MOODY OR BEING EMOTIONAL!

7. No one will ever accept me as female.

8. I think I'm just a lesbian. I don't think I'll ever date guys, even after SRS and 3 years of hormones rewire my brain.

9. I can change all my legal documents so no one will know about my past life.

10. I still won't need to ask anyone for directions.

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Bloglines - Fwd: You know you're having a bad day as a transexual when...

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Fwd: You know you're having a bad day as a transexual when...

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Brenda B <> wrote:
Date: Sat, 10 Jul 2004 22:30:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: Brenda B <>
Subject: You know you're having a bad day as a transexual when...

1) You tell your friend you're taking hormones for gender transition and your friend like Julia Louis Dreyfus on Seinfeld says, "GET OUT OF HERE!" and she slaps you with both hands on your chest on your extremely sensitive budding breasts.

2) You proudly announce you're lactating and everyone starts talking about how droopy your breasts will get.

3) You lactate at all the wrong times.

4) You go around a corner in your house quickly like you always have and catch the end of your breast on the corner of a desk, doorjam, filing cabinet, refrigerator door...fill in the blank.

5) When you go to your doctor for the first time to get hormones and they send you home to get your insurance card because you left it in your wallet that you left and home because you took your purse instead.

6) Your electrologist declares with solemnity that you have a lot of grey hairs in your beard.

7) Not even gay people want to be your roommate.

8) You get all dolled up and the guy at 7-Eleven calls you "sir."

9) You're all excited about getting your first prescription for hormones, and then you fall off your shoes in the lobby of the doctor's office as you're leaving.

10) You put on your make-up, and are strangely reminded of Gene Hackman in The Bird Cage.

11) You really have to "go," so you duck into the mens' room because there's a line for the ladies' room, only to be reported by a jealous woman who thinks you went in after her boyfriend.

12) Some 19 year old says they just started hormone therapy and asks you why you waited until you were 48 to start.

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Saturday, August 13, 2005

Any one need a Free GMail Account

Post a coment here asking for a Gmail Account and I will send an invitation to the first 50.

I will need your name and email address.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

One more time a new picture at Hot or Not

Darn, they did not like that picture!
In 24 hours I only got an 4.8. :-(

Let's hope this one gets a better score.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Time for a new picture at Hot or Not

I am replacing this picture,

with this one. Let's see if it gets a higher score.

Post a comment and tell me if a little more cleavage will help help my score?

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Oral sex at Redbook Magazine

I found this in the August 2005 Redbook Magazine.

her most secret
sex question

I dread giving my guy oral sex because he takes too long to finish. Any tips to speed things along?

"Men can take a long time to climax if your moves aren’t consistent as they’re nearing the Big O," says certified sex educator Lou Paget, author of Hot Mamas. But by mastering one simple move, you can ensure a speedy finish. First, kneel with a pillow under your knees, or stretch out on your side, says Paget.

Then put your mouth on just the top inch and a half of him, and use your hand to cover the area below your mouth; this way your hand does most of the work. Keep alternating the speed of your mouth and hand until you feel he’s close, then apply consistent pressure and constant rapid motion until he reaches his peak.

He’ll finish sooner, and you’ll still have energy to reach your peak.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

I just watched FX's show "Over There"

I loved the show! I do not know what the politics of the show will be. Let's hope it will be fair.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Joke: Toilet Tissue & Bust Size

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.

I added a favicon to my web site.

I cropped and made an icon in ThumbsPlus* and uploaded it. Then put this
line in the code of my web sites header.

I put the code in this post's code too, but it seems not to be working
here. Oh well.

( Blogger took that code out darn. Let's trick them.)


( Add a <> to the beginning and end of the above line. )

* (My favorite image viewing, converting and orginizing software.
I use it every day.)

I posted my picture at the Dove "Campaign for Real Beauty" web site.

I posted my picture at the Dove "Campaign for Real Beauty" web site a few minutes ago. I seems to be immediately visible. I should have said my emotional age was 16. LOL

Who is that guy? "lesleyw" I did a Google search but did not find him.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Question about

While updating my web page pictured below, I found I had some bad links.

They were for the the site It is gone! I was going there to redo the COGIATI Test score. It had been way too many years. It is not considered a scientific test, but it is fun and probably at least partially correct.

I Googled the test name and found a someone had a site where you could print out the COGIATI Test and take it on paper. I still have not done that yet.

Fw: Killer quiz...and I mean that literally

I got the this email from my new friend DJ.

From:"DJ" <> Add to Address Book
Subject: Fw: Killer quiz...and I mean that literally
Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 20:14:32 -0500
I got 10 out of 10 - see if you do as well


I only got 8 out of 10, and they were all guesses.

Fill your hard drive with MP3s

I got one & I love it!!
This is so cool!
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  2. Install the software.
  3. Plug the 2 boxes together with the enclosed wire.
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  5. Plug in the Antenna and the power supply.
  6. Run the software and start filling your drive with MP3's from you favorite XM Radio station.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

See Friends

If you want to see my ringo or flickr pictures, click the link.

You may need to sign in and create your own account, but that is cool because each is pretty cool.

Let's stay in touch

Vickie wants to stay in touch with you.
Add your latest contact info to Vickie's address book.
Go to Vickie's Address Book

I was looking at the ringo pictures of a friend and saw I could invite people to view my pictures. So I clicked on the Yahoo! link and gave then my yahoo ID and password and it downloaded all my contacts and sent out 540 emails to all my contacts. LOL

The almost immediately 174 bounced back. You should see how Yahoo! Messenger notifies you when 60 or 70 emails are returned at one time. I wish I had taken a screen shot. The little notification at the bottom stacked up and off the top. It was great! But lots of folks did respond. And I heard form lots of people that I had forgotten all about.

I wished that the letter had said, it was a way to see my pictures like flickr. Oh well. It asked but did not demand a fair amount of personal information, which did upset some.

28 people did sign up. Thanks all of you!

Everyone Has Had More Sex Than Me!

Jaye Ellen sent me the link to this page,bunnie-1718s.jpg

This is the cutest and funniest video
I have seen in a long time. I love it!!

Everyone Has Had More Sex Than Me !

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to f^ck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Does everyone think...

I found the the words at this site.

Screen Shot

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Quick ways to turn me off (my bitch meter guide)...

I got this from Dana's ( MySpace Blog. I could not agree more.


You will be ignored and the target of various hexes and curses for any of the following offenses:

  1. send me a message containing any of the following phrases: "ur sexy" "hey babe" "you top or bottom?" "I travel and will be in your area soon" or "why do you have the sign of satan in your email address?"
  2. say that George Bush is a genius, or is honest
  3. ask me to send you naughty pics
  4. send me close-up pics of your penis
  5. ask me where I live -please read my freakin profile and then look at a goddamn map!
  6. say you like any of the following shows for any reason other than as fodder for ridicule and scorn: "Fox News" "American Idol" "Wife Swap" "JAG" "Saturday Night Live" (at least ones since Eddie Murphy left) or "Seventh Heaven"

Got it punks? Carry on...



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